charlene.

2009

June 64
May 40
April 26
March 6
January 12

2008

June 42
May 85
April 12
March
February
January
jess1ca: scout: heyaloverly: (via  urbanoutfitters) ...
Sep 1st
tylercoates: switchbladesusie:
Aug 29th
According to Wikipedia, this is what Fried Coke looks like....
Aug 29th
Thailand: Banyan Tree’s DoublePool Villas ...
Aug 29th

CAN'T. WAIT.

SMD: btw, i have an idea for a porno i'd like to share wit you tomorrow
SMD: remind me!
Aug 28th
pauliophonic: Yums. It’s always exciting to find a...
Aug 27th
Working from home today in my favorite Civil War-related...
Aug 26th
jessicaw: i made swarovski crystal bracelets for each of us...
Aug 26th
Listen Listen
Amadou & Mariam | Sénégal Fast Food This is your intro to Afropop, and to Amadou & Mariam,...
Aug 26th
(via wordplay)
Aug 26th
My friend Puneet’s view from the CARIBBEAN ISLAND...
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
Robert Downey Jr. + Sting = heartmelts
Aug 25th
The Quidditch World Cup did it better. Just kidding. (Sort...
Aug 25th
jessicaw: per charlene’s request, a peek at my work in...
Aug 25th

Confessions of a Common Reader

kbunny: For Charlene: About Anne Fadiman, author of Confessions of a Common Reader “As for ”Ex...
Aug 25th
Atticus’s size in relation to Haunted Houses of...
Aug 25th
Ask Calvin’s Dad
Aug 25th
Brandon Walsh and Dylan McKay were unbelievably hunky during...
Aug 25th
jessicaw claimed the coveted spot of playing godmother to...
Aug 25th
heart.
Aug 25th
The Playboy Bunny outfit was the first service uniform registered with the United States Patent and...
Aug 25th
These snails were brought over from Italy a century ago and...
Aug 25th
Nigerian official wants to jail scam victims
Aug 25th
Obama-Biden Web site for $100,000
Aug 24th
My baby brother is more hip than you(me).
Aug 24th

Joe Biden...

shiningstar: Your life is about to CHANGE!! Obama/Biden ‘08!!!!!!!!!! Where’s my text...
Aug 23rd

Quit sending me forwards via text.

Yes, this means you. Stop it.
Aug 23rd
Not curious about this one.
Aug 22nd
Still curious.
Aug 22nd
Very curious.
Aug 22nd
glitterati: keepinganotebook: Want want want. (via...
Aug 22nd
Forget pink flamingos, a garden bigfoot is the way to go....
Aug 21st

Confessions of a hypochondriac.

Reading these words almost gave me a stroke: Your online Mayo Clinic Health Information resource...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
brightredlemons: i am in love with Eric Chase Anderson’s...
Aug 21st
Although, I would like to take this opportunity to note that...
Aug 20th
Why is slipping in the shower so embarassing even when no one is around to see it happen? I think it...
Aug 20th
'Ugly' is the new beautiful
Aug 19th
jonaha: coookies! omnom nom nom. via:princess_of_llyr ...
Aug 19th
Listen Listen
Secret by The Pierces. Listen.
Aug 19th
At first glance, I really thought he was wearing some kind...
Aug 19th
Aug 19th
soupsoup: yumwatch: I don’t really care if he’s a douche...
Aug 19th
in my inbox this morning.
Aug 19th
POOR PHELPSIE. All those gold medals must be such a burden.
Aug 19th
This mixed-albino peacock is stunning.
Aug 19th
And in return, an albino peacock.
Aug 19th

Describing

dinorider: The Love of My Life Anachronistic, Genuwhine, Grate, Ill, Eft Beautiful both inside...
Aug 19th

i live in fear that my obit is going to...

shiningstar: If you can’t read the text, this horrid obituary reads: Dolores Aguilar, born in...
Aug 18th
“THE ONLY place Woody Allen ever really wants to be is in his...”
— Woody Allen reflects on ‘Vicky...
Aug 18th
Warch Watch
Me as Jack and Sally’s ballerina princess daughter. This is way more ferosh than those manga...
Aug 18th
Anatomy of a gummy bear.
Aug 18th
“When you’re a teenager and in your early twenties [love]...”
— Morrissey (via...
Aug 17th
riotrepublic: bluenemesis:allcreatures: etrangere: HALLO....
Aug 17th

really now.

Bob Geldof, of Live Aid fame, apparently has actual human daughters named: Fifi Trixibelle ...
Aug 17th
soupsoup: LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!!!
Aug 16th
rgeissler: beccaginns: thanks, little buddy.
Aug 16th
Warch Watch
The U.S. would get so many cool points if this was the kind of music that hit the top of our charts,...
Aug 16th
“What I like about Tumblr is the ability to fire people...”
— Nicholas Carlson of Valleywag...
Aug 16th
Kate and Leo would be my dream real-life couple, right after...
Aug 16th
sleepanddream: ...
Aug 16th

hovel hunting.

Not getting picked after looking at an apartment is in many ways worse than being rejected after a...
Aug 16th
“Tinkerbell” and other Disney characters were...
Aug 15th
(via glitterati)
Aug 15th
(via bearpaw paper)
Aug 15th
(via bearpaw paper)
Aug 15th

true fact.

dinorider: i associate you with all those chinese athletes
dinorider: i feel like congratulating you everytime one of them wins
me: you do not
me: take that back
dinorider: i don't actually congratulate you because i know how mad you'd be
dinorider: but sometimes i only just catch myself before extending a congratulatory handshake
me: i'm hardly those kind of people!!
dinorider: hahaha
dinorider: i know
dinorider: they're finely tuned athletes and your abs hurt when you breathe
Aug 15th
Huh.
Aug 15th
“What would Charlene do?”
— (WWCD). my new motto. (via...
Aug 15th
soupsoup: amyyy:cutestkittenever:saramcpherson: Make-Out...
Aug 14th
“Like a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag...”
— Beth Fand Incollingo, also of...
Aug 14th
“Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning...”
— Garrison Spik, winner of the...
Aug 14th
One down, one Loch Ness Monster to go.
Aug 14th
Proof or Hoax? Bigfoot Said Found in Georgia
Aug 14th

NBC has such a hard on for Michael...

shiningstar: It seems like every five seconds they call Michael Phelps “the best swimmer in...
Aug 14th
If this suggested gmail link is an indication that...
Aug 14th
“If somebody asks you the question, “Are you ticklish?” it...”
— Demetri Martin (via markyb)...
Aug 14th
Warch Watch
A Christmas moment in August: One of me and my brother’s (many) favorite moments in Will...
Aug 13th
Move Over ‘Twilight’ Chocolate, Check Out The...
Aug 13th
(via glitterati)
Aug 13th
Schenectady, New York, would be a pleasure to visit just because it is so fun to pronounce. I would...
Aug 13th
“He’s just adorable. He shouldn’t be our President, he should...”
— Jon Stewart on George W. Bush...
Aug 13th

fall tv amazingness

shiningstar: Big Love- WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN THIS SHOW IS COMING BACK TO TELEVISION!?!? I...
Aug 13th
applearts: Interior design room: RIVER PLANT AQUARIUM by...
Aug 12th

late-night music confessions

me: i'm being overwhelmed by these olympics
JClo: overwhelmed how?
me: they're on all the time and i don't understand them
JClo: group x does stuff, group y decides if they do it well enough, group z watches and tries to figure it out
JClo: then there's me group z.1, who hasn't watched it at all
JClo: but that group just sits in their parent's house
JClo: and download J-pop
Aug 12th
What a landmark.
Aug 12th
london // found on a pavement somewhere between covent...
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
sexartandpolitics: Stephen Colbert - Charlene (I’m Right Behind You) My favorite thing Stephen...
Aug 12th
sexartandpolitics: sympathyfortheartgallery: The...
Aug 12th
sexartandpolitics: William Lamson - From the Intervention...
Aug 12th
frangry: Um, what the fucking fuck did they do to her hair? ...
Aug 12th
Warmth.
Aug 11th
“I made this blog myself. And I have spent the last four...”
— http://www.abeautifulrevolution...
Aug 11th

How I Spent My Sunday

dinorider: pleasant strolls down olympics memory lane offer opportunistic glimpses of American...
Aug 11th
J.Gar’s kid looks like some sort of elf-creature.
Aug 11th
unicornology: (via rgeissler)
Aug 11th
I’m starting to be convinced that the Olympics are...
Aug 9th
Warch Watch
Snoop Dogg’s Bollywood debut. I am so confizzled.
Aug 8th
“I got held up by a time bandit.”
— dinorider, professional...
Aug 8th

Kitty Purry

That’s the name of girl-kisser Katy Perry’s cat. That would definitely not work out at...
Aug 8th
P.S. It really is about time they make a movie about...
Aug 8th

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

me: "Efforts were made at least once, in 2006, to produce a film featuring the character, possibly starring Sandra Bullock as the titular thief."
dinorider: what did carmen sandiego steal?
me: lots of things
dinorider: i don't recall thinking of her as a thief
me: she was a thief, what did you think she was?
dinorider: just someone you needed to follow
me: for fun?
dinorider: yeah
dinorider: it was all so mysterious, she had a trenchcoat
dinorider: who wouldn't follow such a character
dinorider: maybe i just concentrated on the clues and figuring out where she went instead of paying attention to the story
me: you and i were very different kind of children.
Aug 8th
““In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes...”
— Jeffrey McDaniel (via...
Aug 8th
feliscatus: sweet kitty on my lap. as requested by...
Aug 8th
Warch Watch
Since dinorider rudely ignored my pleas for an explanation of the dressed-up guinea pigs, I had to...
Aug 8th

homemade blue cheese burgers

SMD: miss you
me: miss you too
SMD: i know how much you hate cheese like that
SMD: so you must actually miss me
Aug 7th
Warch Watch
For comparison’s sake, here’s a 1965 version of the song by Nina Simone.
Aug 7th
Listen Listen
As requested by roboticninja, here’s your song of the day: Muse’s take on...
Aug 7th
Tembe: i think i wrote that a scott berg fellow, i don’t think he ever wrote me back Tembe: i...
Aug 7th

guiding the newbies.

roboticninja: man if you werent so skilld at tumblr i dont know why i would need to talk to you ...
Aug 7th
“It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to...”
— Abraham Lincoln ...
Aug 7th
abcdefghiloveyou: Cocoa Island Resort in the Maldives ...
Aug 7th
From EW’s list of TV’s Sexiest Scenes. I miss...
Aug 7th

via feliscatus.

me: i want my life to be interesting enough to twitter about every 5 minutes
charlene: if you ever twittered every 5 minutes i wouldnt want to be your friend anymore
True fact.
Aug 7th
My new favorite site: http://howmuchisastamp.com/ The...
Aug 6th
“To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.”
— Jean-Luc Godard
Aug 6th
dinorider: The Inca placed powerful curses to protect their...
Aug 6th
danielac: (via bellavita)
Aug 5th
Vote Harvey Dent.
Aug 5th

Boxes?

twentysomethingtales: Where to get and not pay? Ask Duane Reade for leftovers? Hmmm… From my...
Aug 5th
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so?...”
—  Drew Carey
Aug 5th
10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn
Aug 5th
Childfree By Choice
Aug 5th
Tim Roth, Polaroid aficionado.
Aug 4th
unicornology: into: plopiplop: boredorborder: Nette &...
Aug 4th
“You can’t change the world but you can make a...
Aug 4th
scout: newmotifs: i want to see this in real life, it’s...
Aug 4th
World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
Aug 3rd