That loop scrawl is what President Obama’s new Chief of Staff Jacob “Jack” Lew calls a signature. A handwriting expert told us that it’s ”among the most uniquely weird we have seen in a quarter century of graphology.”

My name is Charlene. I love Snapple Lemon Tea, superhero movies, and Whitney Houston music videos. When I grow up I want to be a reenactor on the History Channel. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about me.